Translated page of Sjors & Sjimmie
This is page 32 of the Dutch collection book Cartoon Aid featuring Sjors & Sjimmie by Jan van Die, Wilbert Plijnaar and Robert van der Kroft. Earlier Sjors & Sjimmie stories were made by Frans Piët.
Sjors: Butcher what is your contribution to stopping the hunger in the world? butcher: Ehm... staying open an extra hour? Sjors: Wauw! Fifty sausages! Thanks butcher! butcher: And success at the other stores! Sjimmie: Birk supplied sixteen Milky Ways for our action! Friend: Correction... fifteen!
Sjimmie: Ai! If we send this to the Third World it will be gone bad before arriving! Sjors: Now what? Friend: We'll eat it all to prevent the same happening to us! Friend: ...Now I see things differently! Sjors: I know something! We'll organize a lottery! Sjimmie: And we'll send the profit to the Third World! Sjimmie: The advertising signs are almost finished! Sjors: I've made a wheel of fortune!
Sjimmie: Big money collecting action for the Third World. Buy lottery tickets! Friend: Only one ticket? Don't suppress your feeling of guilt as much as that! Sjors: And the first price goes to number 23! Sally: That number is mine! Sjimmie: Congratulations Sally! There, four sausages! Sjimmie: I'd like mine well-baked tonight! Sjors: Two Milky Ways go to number 17!
Sjors: Ladies and gentlemen! We interrupt this lottery! Sjors: From an unsuspected source we suddenly have received a donation! Sjimmie: How nice! Car demolishing company De Pletter donates 200 guilders! Sjors: And now we'll continue with our next winning number!
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